the family i'm sitting with looks like the Addams family. Except for the daughter...she looks like Shrek
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I want to miss work tomorrow on account of violent projective vomit... Make it happen
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i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Guess what I signed up for?!?!?!
Please tell me you're not selling your eggs.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
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Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
so i woke up at six am and his bathroom was flooded. i think i fucked shit up in my sleep.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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