OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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