i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
Just did a shot to pluto being a planet again. I love science.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
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Just chased ups truck with a half wiped ass for you. You're making dinner tonight
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
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We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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