let's just say, the carpet matched the drapes. in colour and length.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
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am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
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Her husband thinks she's banging me and nothing is going to change his mind so I told her we might as well just bang and make him right
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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