On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
So I just saw a commercial for tickle me Elmo furry gloves. And I thought hmm I bet I could jerk off with those. Is that a sign of deepseated charachter issues?
I've never seen anyone write a check for a bar tab before
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
So squirting runs in the family.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
one of these days i'm gonna do a sparkly magical girl transformation into snoop dogg
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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