Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
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ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I'm sorry. I think I have multiple personalities. Or it was the acid. Either way. I'm sorry.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
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How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.