Shiiiit I think I'm getting sick. probably had something to do with the fact that i shared my mouth with everyone last night.
Wait. That came out far sluttier than I intended.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
door buzzer is fixed. took shots with Latvian electrician to celebrate. nice guy. he is gonna bring mixers next time cuz kombucha didn't really cut it for him.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
