cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
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let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
Best friends brother. Beat that.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
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I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
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