I'm putting on too much make up bc I'm stoned
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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