Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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