smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
OMG THE KID WHO TRIED TO MAKE OUT AT THE BAR WITH ME IS SITTIG NEXT TO ME IN THE AIRPORT. WHY LIFE WHY???
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
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The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My friend asked me if I got home okay and I replied "Glad teat. Goodnight." Usually I can translate drunk me, but I'm even lost on that one.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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