Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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