So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Wow so 15 missed calls, a vm AND a text saying come downstairs? ...And where is downstairs? Explain.
Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
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i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
He got so drunk that he tried hitting on a girl using nothing but his Samuel L. Jackson soundboard application on his Iphone
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
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Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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