How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
tell me about the fingering
Hey? Just a hypothetical. You ever accidentally kill somebody's cat on purpose? Like you didn't mean to but it had it coming? If you're wondering it tripped me while I was walking down the stairs and I landed on it as I fell.
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