kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Just seeing my phone say "picture message from: Senor Floppy Cock", i knew it was going to make me smile.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
The squirrels are partying on my roof again. Now they're just rubbing it in that I'm home alone on a Saturday night and they're having orgies.
I want my tombstone to read "making poor life decisions since 1993"
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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