On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
just found my calculator watch from 6th grade. the hipster transformation is complete
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
Also I've decided to start stealing shot glasses after I do the shots. You in?
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
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