Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I started crying during a meeting at work and now I'm sitting on my couch drinking boxed wine at 1:30 in the afternoon. Fuck you too estrogen.
Dick very happy bro
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
Randomize