I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
Well at least it wasn't the first time I threw up out of a second story window
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
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I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
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i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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