My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
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knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Uh oh. Middle aged belly dancers. And they just got out swords. Shit is about to get real.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
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That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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