I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
I wore sweatpants. When I show up to a booty call in sweatpants there's your warning
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
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