it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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