so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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