Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I heard about the break up and if you need a place to stay my vagina is open for you 24/7
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
Is her dick bigger than yours?
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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