Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
I thought turtle was a code word for weed until he pulled out a baby turtle from his pocket and said "$20 for a turtle"
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Well you busted in the house and yelled with pride about Uber giving you a ride over with your new bong.
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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