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say what?
wanna hang out?
I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
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Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
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You know you're old when tea and a hot bath are more appealing than beer pong with lesbians.
You wanna know how bad I feel? I couldn't get out of bed to get the remote, so I just downloaded the comcast app on my phone so I could change the channels
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And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
COCAINE IS GR8
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
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