id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Just realized my talking to the tv hockey voice is same as my sex voice. Life just got a whole lot weirder.
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
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She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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