He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
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Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
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Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
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