her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
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She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
I'd have paid money to see Cookie Monster playing with a vibrator
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
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he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
Is it in poor taste to drop acid before midnight mass?
I love this.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
I went with vodka instead of tequila tonight so I make better decisions. Fool proof plan.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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