This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We always say that. And then its 4am and someone is screaming at strippers.
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
i just woke up from a 4 hour nap, still drunk, to make mac n cheese.
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