is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
but instead of smelling like hand cream and homemade cookies, she smells like a yeast infection.
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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