fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
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Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
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after she rolled over and said 'i'm so glad you're like my gay best friend, love you' then left. did i just get friendzoned AFTER sex??
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Pooping in a box is not fun. You're not a cat.
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