So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
I think he'd cut a tree down for me. He's from North Dakota. That's something hot guys do there, right?
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
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Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
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I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
I don't know man, I have to ask my girlfriend if I can borrow my balls from her purse.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
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