I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
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I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
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I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I don't want random pictures of your morning wood. It's like, what a glorious morning oh a penis.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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