You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
Randomize
