office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Get ready for me I'm full of tequila and I want to be full of you next
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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