guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
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