i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
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i was focused on more important things... like standing, and not spilling my beer
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
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That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
No amount of beer will make me feel better about this. It's time for Emergency Whisky
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
Everclear isn't food dammit
The moment when you go to plug in someone else's phone in your car and your lube is in the way. Don't mind that it's just my center console car lube. Normal.
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