we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
so explain to me why i woke up in jail this morning
because you opened a jar or pickles and a bag of fritos and layed down in the middle of aisle 7 while singing 'la cucaracha'
no more ever clear
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
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she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
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He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
It sounds like drunken magic sprinkled w narcotics
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
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