Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
He seems like a nice guy. I mean, I know he's married and he's essentially paying me to be his side hoe, but he really seems like a good person.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
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