ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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