so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
I figured if he was OK cheating on his gf with a guy, he'd be OK with me posting his number to m4m Craigslist Ads
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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