Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
I didn't know it was possible to throw up mid-sneeze.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
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