there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
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