He is such a slut. More and more my type.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
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I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
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Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.