And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
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Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
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I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH