Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I want you to know I am at work super hungover and I threw up in the mop sink. I feel like you will appreciate this
You're my fucking hero
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Are you telling me right now that the weed man sexted you?
THE WEED MAN SEXTED ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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