i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
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We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
How the hell do you misplace a bag of tacos in a closet?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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