I think I just sat on my labia. Can I borrow some scotch tape?
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
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