two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
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