i think the semi hot bartender might actually be a man in drag..on a similar note, what are you drinking?
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
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Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Well. Turns up no one actually knows who that kid was. Came in, said happy fathers day, chilled for a while, then left.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
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Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
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