I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
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The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
Jazzercise themed birthday pub crawl. 6 bars in 6 hours.everyone was a hot mess.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
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I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
Dude, he came to our house with a beer can in his hand dressed up in a chicken suit screaming, "free eggs!" then threw up and passed out in the front yard.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
Shame - the story of my life.
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