This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
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Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
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Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Why is the floor coated in a 2 inch blanket of popcorn??
It'd be good to change things up a bit, right now the only public service I'm doing from my apt is hanging out in my underwear with the lights on.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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