'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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