Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i wish i could swallow nair and shit it out and it would get rid of all my ass hair.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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