Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Man i fell asleep on a random persons porch on the way home and woke up to the family banging on the windows trying to wake me up
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
you know you're in deep when you watch fear and loathing in las vegas and every damn scene is relatable.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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